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Módulo 2: 1: Humour

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You'are a high-priced lawyer! If I give you 500 dollar you answer two questions? Absolutely! What is the second questions?

Well, you see, there are basically three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those that can't.

Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He staying up all night wondering if there was a dog.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

Words:

features a character | features | starred

Grammar:

I'll give it back to you tomorrow. "She said she would give it back to me the next day"
We saw your brother yesterday. "They told her that they had seen her brother the day before"
Sue loves working here. "He said that Sue love working there"
I don't have to go to work today. "She said that she didn't have to go to work that day"
I can't stand this comedy programme! "She exclaimed that she couldn't stand that comedy programme"
I'll be meeting them at the airport this afternoon. "She told us that she would be meeting them at the airport that afternoon"
My grandmother died last week. "She said that his grandmother had died the week before"

Vocabulary:

witty | hilarious | fun | amusing | dirty | joke | cartoon | laugh | smile | series |
awful | released | clown | comedian | comedy

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